Alex: The dude just rummaged around his house looking for shit that he wanted to get rid of. This comprised of a pointless mobile phone stand and a T-Shirt that was about 4 sizes too small which stated “No wuckin forries” (as if I would ever leave the house wearing that – even if it did fit!). My Christmas was completely ruined and I have been dirty ever since. What is the story here? Yes, Christmas is the season of giving, but sometimes it’s better to not give than give.
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